Step 1. Go to the local bookstore and buy “Your Farm in the City”. It has rounded corners, distressed type and lots of graphics so I must be in the target audience, right? I thought it was local as in San Francisco, but it’s from Seattle. Portlandia?

Step 2. Get a boy with tools who knows how to use them :) to build raised beds from wood that hasn’t been soaked in poison (thank you step 1).

Step 3. Post it on facebook and twitter so someone can tell you what to do next.